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Re-thug-li-cans : the plural of rethuglican.

Rethuglicans are the political enforcement thugs used as tools by wealthy individuals associated with big business and their political agendas. Their dogma is that of capitalism and anyone who questions the dogma is attacked voraciously as ignorant and is considered a terrorist, communist or completely insane.

The Rethuglicans primary concerns are the protection of wealth of the super rich, which have mostly inherited wealth akin to hereditary rule over successive generations.  A typical part of their dogma is their indoctrination that all life is based on [survival of the fittest], see Social Darwinism and Fascism, and only the fit deserve to exist.  And their concept of those fit for the environment are those who have wealth, while all those who are poor are simply supposed to work for works sake in producing more wealth for the wealthy.  Anyone who isn’t willing to work for the corporate agenda is a parasite and should be removed from society as an unfit whiner.

The dogma of rethuglicans is that their utopia can be achieved if the constitution didn’t exist and every action taken by an individual in society was motivated for the sole purpose of generating profit.  The taking of profit from another person by force if necessary is acceptable as long as the people are not part of the wealthy establishment they represent.  A person incapable of defending himself or herself obviously doesn’t deserve anything and should be eliminated from the genetic pool of the species, especially if seen as a potential threat.

Rethuglicans enjoy [trickle down economics], also know as pissing on the people economics.  This ideology point of view is obviously taken from someone of wealth who believes they are giving value to an undeserving recipient.  These recipients are taught to be grateful for the trickle down and never question nor bite [the hand that feeds] them. It is a concept that they believe they feed the world and that all production comes from them alone and that the actual value of production comes directly from capital alone.  All labor to a rethuglican is a [unfortunate] [necessary evil] that should be driven to the [lowest common denominator] without any bargain rights in any form against those who have capital.

A typical mythology associated with rethuglicans is the poor boy that got rich through hard work.  The heroic figure is often without any value but a few spare pieces of change in their pocket and through hard work and honesty they create an empire of wealth from a few cents.  Though it is more likely you will win the lottery than actually strike it rich in this manner the rethuglicans always find that one “proclaimed” hero and raise them up as the standard bearer to justify the capitalist system they promote.  And just like a lottery system the odds are stacked against most individuals because [obviously not] everyone can be successful because this would make the wealthy poor.

Rethugicans hate any form of egalitarian philosophy and see such principles of liberty and justice as communist ideology to be destroyed at all cost.  Any time the word liberty is used capitalism is tacked onto it like a pin on a donkey’s ass in the hope that [association] will twist the words so that people equate capitalism as being equal and exactly the same as the philosophy of liberty.  All Rethuglicans believe that capitalism, or the pursuit of profit, is what liberty means and nothing more.  Anything outside of the pursuit of profit is an enemy that includes the egalitarian philosophy of liberty founded in the constitution through checks and balances of those in power.

Since they can’t directly take over the country in an overt manner Rethuglicans have used privatizations and eminent domain as weapons of economic mass destruction within the [United States].  Any socialist political move for community is instantly hijacked for the benefit of Wall Street speculators and used to subsidize wealthy share holders for a quick profit at the expense of tax payers.  This is the hidden philosophy of rethuglicans in that they actually believe in socialism but only for those they see as meritocraticaly worthy.  This is often known as privatizing the profits and socialize the losses.  And if they can’t defeat socialism they will always hijack it to add money in their pockets.

[One of the most] recent shock troopers of the rethuglicans was Jim Adkisson.  These shock troopers are so filled with capitalistic dogma that they associate all economic failures with socialism or communism.  They never take into account Wall Street sponsored capitalistic corporate labor arbitrage and free trade ideology as the problem.  They never consider that a balance of trade is needed for a truly global competitive system to actually work.  Of course the rethuglicans always use market arbitrage as a weapon because it is riskless profit for doing nothing of value but moving a few pieces on the chess board.  And this market arbitrage can continue as long as wealthy foreigners keep subsidizing the US fiat dollar.

Rethuglicans leadership are often considered bafoons but are actually highly organized and dangerous criminal organization.  These leaders understand the upper echelons of currency [manipulation], mob [manipulation], religious manipulation and are associated with all wealthy [aristocrats] throughout or global society.  Their current primary desire is one world government through corporate rulership.  The current presidents father, George H. W. Bush, called it the “New World Order”.  And the current [George W. Bush] said boldly to the world that either You are either with us, or against us!  Many people saw this as talking over the people and as a mark to begin [transitioning] into a global corporate state.

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