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This is an act done by a desperate [traveling salesman] who's been on the road a little too long. How it works. First, [get in the shower] and start lathering up. Next, take shampoo, not conditioner as it doesn't work so well, and make a fold [in the shower] curtain. Instantly, a soapy substitute pussy appears before your swolen third leg. Insert and jack until your heart's content.
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