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The seemingly impossible feat of somehow smearing a light, dry layer of feces onto the toilet while [sitting on it], often resulting in nobody fessing up to it. It is unknown how exactly this stupid event occurs, but it is thought to happen in one or both of these ways: 1. Wiping and then fumbling with the used toilet paper before getting in the toilet, thus dropping it [on the back] of the seat near the tailbone. 2. Scooting [off the toilet] quickly in an attempt to get back to something quickly (i.e. TV, computer, etc.) or to pull one's own pants up after a bathroom intrusion as the result of an unlocked door, resulting in the sliding of a half-wiped anus on the front of the toilet seat.
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