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Exactly [what the word] implies.  A band that marches, usually in formation, on a [football field].

I have played Trumpet and Violin, I have been in jazz band, and I have watched my schools marching band practice.  We have over 200 members and are near top in the country.  (Fairmont Highschool).  This being said I will begin my rant.

Marching Band takes skill and time and I respect it's members but it is NOWHERE near as demanding as football.  I have heard the "8 hour practices in the 90 degree weather a month before school starts" stuff.  Football is a year round sport.  During the summer (the WHOLE summer), players practice in full pads sometimes more than twice a day, every day.  Players take brutal hits and must always be on top of their assignments.  If you have not played on a [football team] then you [will not] understand the vast knowledge of the game and mental/physical toughness it takes to be a football player.  There are hundreds of plays and dozens of formations that every player is expected to know.  The work [football players] do makes the Marching Band look laughable.   Just face it Marching Band kids, you do not work harder than football kids.  The only thing you have on football is that you can play instruments while marching in formation.

The truth hurts doesnt it?

This definition will have tons of thumbs down which just goes to show how every overzealous band member can't just admit that there ARE in fact people that work harder than them.

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