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DPH is an acronym for Dollars Per Hump. This refers to the amount of cash a male expends on average per [sexual encounter] with a female. For instance, if a male were to spend a total of $100 on 4 dates with a girl after which he had sex with her once each time, his DPH would be $25. It is widely believed that the lower a male's DPH, the more efficient he is in procuring sex. However, it should be taken into [consideration] that more attractive females may command and require a higher DPH based on their ability to pursue [alternative] and more plentiful sources of income should they so desire.
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