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Luna Bella develops and manufactures new-generation children for the [elementary], junior, secondary and post-secondary evolutionary markets. Her innovative techniques are used to measure, monitor, protect and improve critical processes in the children she serves. Through her less-than disciplined anti-capitalist child development model, Luna has become a recognized leader in [transitioning] children to "people we want to hang out with in the future."

Some who have benefitted from the work of Luna Bella, have described her as the much-needed underground superhero of the Lower East Side. Though she may not leap buildings in a single bound, she performs many more subversive actions which help her community in innumerable ways.

Many have disputed this title, especially one we will call Dr. LP--arch nemesis to the heroic Luna Bella since their "eye-opening" first meeting when Luna was just a child. However, to back up our use of the word "superhero" we will examine briefly her qualifying defining factors: 1)Her Mission to Benefit Humanity: Luna Bella has worked her entire life with people in her community to impact positively their [quality of life]. 2)Superpowers: Though at one time not considered to be traditional "super powers," Luna's unwavering patience, [understanding], and unconditional support--in the present, apathetic state of our society--can be considered as such. 3)An [Identity] Consisting of a Codename and a Costume: Though we, and [the community] at large, know her only as Luna Bella, it is believed that she has many other names. However, as their origins are in a strange, foreign tongue (yet to be discovered by linguists) they will be left out of this analysis. And, needless to say, her costume is something that everyone [appreciates] about her. It is part of her public identity. Her bright colors, sunglasses, and ever-changing hair color make her easy to spot and yet seemingly innocuous at the same time.

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