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When one uses the natural means of [decapitating] on a bush as a means to relieve themselves, as opposed to utilizing the facilities of an indoor plumbing system. Freebushing is an applicable tactic provided the plant of choice is a bush, not a shrub or a tree. A bush. Hence the term "freebush". If you are faced with a critical dilemma and really need to take a dump, but can not distinguish whether or not your plantoilet of choice fits the criteria of a bush, please contact Mr. T-rizzle, the [authoritative] staff member of the "Bushing for Freedom" [association] or Mr. Jack Attack, the administrative director -to be assisted through the critical decision. Thank you, may you have a good bush.
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