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The word 'pear' is a synonym/[euphemism] of the word 'penis.' This is evident in the fact that the word 'pear' is actually an acronym for 'PENISES in EARS ARE REALLY weird.' Also, when analyzing and pondering upon the shape of a penis in tandem with the two [testicles], one beholds a shape that is very similar to a pear's. In addition, one can derive the word 'pear' from the popular breakfast chain, 'Panera Bread'. As is readily [available] to one's vision, the word 'Panera' is no more then a scrambled version of the words 'Pear n a.' BreaD, then, can be found to translate into 'beavir', as the v tilted sideways crossed by the 'i' makes a 'D'. In this case, we then have 'Pear n a Beavir'.
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