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A hooker, ho, or whore who once you get her into the room asks you if she could just watch you do yourself. Usually characterized by her falling asleep during [the middle] of it. You often feel [ripped off] after she leaves. [Porch monkey] refers to being lazy and the hooker can be of any color.
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