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Football Pussy: --------------- When a chick has the ever infamous lump'o fat above her pussy due to being overweight, one can covertly refer to it as a the "Football Pussy". Every man that has ever touched a football during their lifetime will [immediately] know exactly [what you are] refering to when you say: "Hey check out that football pussy on Kate". For some strange reason [the shape] of the punt resembles a football.
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