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A person from any [walk of life] who is gripped by sudden insatiable urges to pound [the ground] with a wooden, rubber, copper or rawhide mallet. They can sometimes be seen by the side of the road banging away frantically. If you think any of [your friends] may be a malletician, try checking under their car seat for some kind of mallet.
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