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A very horrible book written by [Stephenie Meyer] which brainwahses tweens and stay at home moms into thinking that [the perfect man] is a [controlling] liar,and an old cradle robbing vampire. Oh also Bella Swan is a key device that shows all females that they can't do shit for themselves. The man is always right and the woman is weak sexual play toy that must be protected like property.I just want to get out my pots and pans so I can start cleaning when I read this book. Or I might just go to sleep and wait for a vampire to stalk me. Can i hear a Cullen knows best over here????
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