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To create an Alaskan Mudslide, you need a ready and willing midget. First, you must [take a shit] on the midget's chest. After that you have crazy sex with the midget so the fecal matter smears all over its torso. Then, once its body is all [lubricated] [with the shit], you use it as a slip and slide.
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