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A small suburb of Detroit, Michigan, and quite possibly the most uninteresting city in the Midwest. The only thing to do on any given night is to go to [National Coney Island] which is actually in Roseville, Michigan. Eastpointe sits just north of Detroit, yet Detroit is starting to head north across 8 Mile and thus making Eastpointe more ghetto. Because of said fact, property values are dropping and the streets are less safe at night. The only [entertainment value] in the city is to buy beer and throw a beer pong tournament, or sit in your buddy's garage and smoke hookah. Basically, if you're not hungry, there is [nothing to do] in Eastpointe.
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