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A small town. We have melonheads.. and they are real. Go to Roosevelt Forest and check them out. 2 high schools. Biggest hang out = Club 711. The BK lounge is a close second. We drink beer.. but thats pretty much it. We're good at some sports. If you don't have a decent tan or aren't of a hispanic decent, get out. Stratford girls are the hottest around, surrounding towns say there must be something in the water. Short Beach is GORGEOUS. We have a really good looking police force (i.e.- Officer Rivera). If you have younger friends and no money for tuition, your poor ass gets Housatonic. If you are a guidette princess or guido papi and cannot resist to escape the HoTt ClUbbZ in gun wavin new haven.. SCSU if right for you! If you're feeling rebellious, and drinking at a dry campus gets you riled up, Eastern is a great option. If you like long car rides, and a slightly diverse/redneck population, or simply are void of an identity, Western suits your fit. If you fall into the top 10% percentile of your graduating class, you may either opt to get the fuck out of this state if you have a head on your shoulders, or stick to UCONN because, well.. they do have a good Spring Weekend. In Stratford, every appears happy, cheerfuly and continuously smiling.. no one really knows if everyone is just stupid or drugged up on Xanax.

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