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Lesbians are a divine race of extra-dimensional alpha-females whose very existence is one chiefly devoted to the fulfillment of all manner of pleasures and whims.  Blessed with supreme beauty, [intelligence] and grace, their only weakness would appear to be their hellish lust and need for sexual gratification.  Perfectly formed, their skin is without blemish, their eyes always shine with a sublime incandescence, and they are possessed of a charm so intense it can melt a man's soul.  
Lesbians swim inside rainbows, wear stars around their necks, and, most importantly, possess no hair on their bodies save their heads.  It is a well known fact that they can, on impulse, secret honey.  They only drink nectar, only eat ambrosia, and never sweat, cry, burp, excrete, cough or suffer from any other widely [disgustingly] [human traits].  
Tragically, Lesbians are only attracted to other Lesbians, and thus their lotus musk, their angelic aura, their luscious charms, and their honey, can never be experienced by mere mortals – they are the eternal embodiment of the sacred and the forbidden.

Please note that the Lesbians referred to above are the REAL Lesbians.  Anyone who claims to be a Lesbian and has any physical or mental flaws whatsoever, or who cannot breathe moonbeams and secrete honey on demand is an imposter.  The author of this post has nothing against [homosexuals], but True Lesbians are [something else].

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