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1. Noun reflecting a small nugget of excrement left between the buttocks by rushed or ineffectual wiping, thus causing continued discomfort until it is removed or becomes dislodged.

2. Noun reflecting a person whose presence causes a similar degree of irritation to that depicted in [the first definition].

3. Noun reflecting a [particularly] posh person, educated at "one of the finer” English boarding schools, typically brought up in a mansion in the Home Counties only to spend the best part of their teens and early twenties living at the Chelsea townhouse left mostly vacant by parents who prefer the family home in the country.  They can be identified most easily by their tendency to speak with an almost patronisingly nasal slant on Received [Pronunciation] and their apparent failure to understand anyone that doesn't do the same, regardless of class, nationality or ethnicity.  Other tell-tale signs, although by no means uniform, are tailored shirts (often pink), big hair and showy, obnoxious behaviour in the men, and sunglasses (whatever the weather), ugg boots, eating disorders and peroxide blonde hair in the women.

Etymologically, it derives from the adjective chuff, meaning posh, which, in turn derives from chuffed, as in pleased with oneself, since posh [English people] often come off as quite smug and seem oblivious to the struggles of those who are not upper class.  The suffix nut may simply have been added because of the internal rhyme and its meaning as head (ie posh-head), or, perhaps, fanatic (eg film-nut), since chuffnuts seem very much immersed in their own rather small world, often acting surprised when another chuffnut knows someone they know, when, in reality, the fact that they are a chuffnut means they could only have been to one of maybe a dozen prep schools, a further dozen boarding schools and perhaps five [universities] (Newcastle, Durham, Edinburgh, Leeds & Bristol currently being the worst offenders, although an elite Oxbridge contingent - from which [Conservative] MPs David Cameron and Boris Johnson hail - should not be entirely discounted).

N.B. It has been argued that the first two [definitions] could also have contributed to the third, since the blinkered [conservative] views nurtured by chuffnuts' sheltered existence and the afore-mentioned nasal tone with which they speak (particularly amongst female specimens, where it can manifest itself as rather shrill) can often prove somewhat irritating.  However, the claim remains unsubstantiated.

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