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A shit hole in south Texas with one stop light, a dairy queen and a Speedy Stop.  Everyone knows your business and 99.8% of the people have kids by age of 16....if not then by the time they graduate.  If your not doing drugs or getting knocked up you are in everyone elses business...you're idea of fun is going to the football games on Friday night to hang out and then getting someones aunt to buy you [wine coolers] to take back and drink down Black Bayou 1 or 2... 50% of the high school is employed at Dairy Queen or Speedy stop...the other half sit at home begging someone to drive them there..... 75% of the school cannot speak english and the other 25% are avid members of the FFA.  If you graduated prior to 2008 and still in Bloomington you probably:
*Have one, two or more kids
*Live at [your parents]
*Think Cactus Canyon is the shit
*Date someone still in high school
*Just realized that texas country is cool
*Think its so cool to hang out at the [fire cracker] stand
*Get excited when you get promoted at Speedy Stop
*Throw a [baby shower] and are able to have all your friends involved cause they're all knocked up!

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