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Goliath derives from the nickname given to David for his unknown sized penis by his bomb ass friends who hit up [White Castle] cuz itz da shit. Only known surviving witness is a young carbon based female who goes by the name Jenny, not the Criag. David is a Hollister fanatic who on occasion wears cub jersys reading "Fuk-u-do-me" Legend has it, his pimp ass bifocals have the ability to turn him gay at will. We [understand] this because of his famous quote, "If ur hot im single, but if ur ugly then im gay!" Some question if his gayness is permanant due to the fact he is always [hitting on] his sexy ass friends, especially Bruzr. Sadly, David is unaware of his infatuation and unrequitted love for the one named Jenny, once again not the Craig.
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