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Colorguard is a group of fat bitches, and usually a gay dude who twirl around flags at football games in front of the [marching band]. These fat asses weren't good at playing an instrument [in the band], so they joined the guard. What's sad is that they all think it's a real sport. If color guard is a sport, then [taking a shit] is a sport too. Nobody likes listening to the band or watching thses uglies throwing around flags. High schools around the country can improve their budget by cutting this "sport."
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