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A tax supported program whereby complete losers who aren't smart/competent enough to [use] birth control can have full-time babysitting services provided for up to 3 years before deciding to be a somewhat [responsible] parent. This program also provides many benefits to the "loser", AKA bio-parent, including visits with the children at the loser's convenience (they don't have to show up if they have something more important to do, like sleep), free phones, subsidized rent, groceries, free health care, etc. The foster parents, meanwhile, are attempting to teach the wild animals, er, offspring of these loser bio-parents to be civilized [human beings]. At the end of the 3 years, the bio-parent, if they decide that it's not too much trouble, can make a sudden effort to appear [responsible], in which case they get their offspring back on a permanent basis, and the loser pattern is extended another generation.
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