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1. (Polish) A born citizen of Poland, Poland being the Slavic country furthest West, which has yet to be conquered by any single nation despite the typically far inferior numbers of the Polish fighters.

2. A derogatory term for any person of Polish descent used by various peoples of [Anglo-Saxon] descent, especially Australian, American, and British. Use of this term is usually caused by jealousy of various [characteristics] of these people, these including high tolerance to alcohol, accent (in some cases), physique (caused by poverty levels in their native country, which require a greater amount of unskilled labor on the part of the individual), and in some cases even penis size, all of which are stated by the [rational mind] to be unimportant though prejudice rarely is built upon a rational foundation), as well as (arguably) [intelligence]. The British also owe their defeat in the [American Revolution] in a very large part to the Poles, in particular Kasimir Pulaski and Tadeusz Ko&#347;ciuszko, who provided the best of training in use of cavalry and military tactics, respectively (Ko&#347;ciuszko went on to fight the Russians in the Polish Revolution, distinguishing himself greatly for his victories against overwhelming odds, including the defeat of a [Russian army] using 40,000 untrained commoners and 20,000 peasants armed with scythes). The Americans have (smaller) grounds due to that the Polish Navy of WWII was the most decorated of any nation, despite that most of the Pacific Theater, which included the majority of American involvement, was fought by the American Navy. Furthermore, Polaks in these and other countries have a tendency to 'stick together', appearing to intentionally isolate themselves out of self-pride. In fact, the Polish sense of nationalism is indeed very (arguably, excessively) high. Those who have read Zamoyski's The Polish Way could understand this.

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