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Chofter (n.) one who chofts; the act of doing vaguely creepy, socially-incompetant and sexually-inappropriate things in public places. The chofter is characterized by vastly failing [personal hygene], a wardrobe memorializing decades past, attempts at overly-permissive conversations with women much younger than him, usually sales clerks, waitresses, library attendants and others who, by [professional] standards must address even the most contemptible individuals tactfully. He is prone to [masturbate] in public, in internet cafes, or public urinals while fantasizing over non-mainstream fetish photos, like female bodybuilding or ball-stretching. Related words: choftish (adj), choftery (n.), chofterly (adv.)
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