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Bom is a sliver eyed hell-spawn that stalks suburban house parties in the dead of night looking to score with unsuspecting sleeping girls. His passed out victims are usually located on a couch near a window or unlocked door. Once inside he quickly drops his pants and proceeds to rub his junk on [the sleeping] girl's face, thus much like an animal, marking his territory and telling other rapists in the area to keep away from his unconscious poon. While raping he is known to frequently call out juvenile, [nonsensical] phrases such as Dank, MAW REAL, or Legit! Bom has a unique adaptation in the form of an unusually small penis that allows him to rape girls without them feeling anything and waking up. However the aforementioned phrases he screams out often alerts others [in the room] to his presence and causes him to have to flee the scene. While making his escape he will continuously lie about the rape several people just witnessed him commit and also make gross exaggerations about the quality of his [personal hygiene]. Once he is clear of the house he will retreat back to his Pizza Box Lair, a dilapidated structure assembled primarily of random debris and used pizza boxes, as well as any other garbage in the [immediate] area. If you see a Bom , take great care not to appear sleepy and hastily remove yourself from the area, lest you invite rape upon yourself and everyone you associate with.

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