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This is when you [get turned on] and undo your zipper, pull out your penis and begin to [masturbate] furiously. You then feel the urge to Sneeze and you reach into your pocket and get out your handkerchief, but you also realise you are also about to [blow your load]...... Do you put the handkerchief over your mouth to muffle your sneeze, or do you put it over your penis to catch your load of cum - thus preventing your clothes from getting 'stained'?
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