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Greatest fucking band to exist. Let me explain. "The Sev...Eight Days of Creation" While you are told to believe (in the bible), there are seven days of creation, there is one that is actually left out. "The Eight Day" On the eight day, after God had created [everything] else, he decided he needed to make epic [entertainment]. After alot of thinking, he concluded in the 1990's and 2000's, that there would need to be a band. This band -- Tool. Maynard James Keenan was born on the eight day, and was frozen until 1964. From there on, the formation of the eight day and [the greatest] fucking band to exist came to be known as..."Tool". Maynard equal to or greater than (=/>) God Tool equal to or greater than (=/>) God Maynard > Chuck Norris Maynard = The Eight Day Maynard =/= April 17, 1964
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