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The too-perfectly-coiffed hairdo of a 25 to 45 year-old junior league member or the church lady's daughter who sprays so much [hair spray] on her hair that when you touch it, it's like touching a [football helmet]: secure and immovable. Often found in [combination] with caked makeup. pejorative. Out of respect, grandmothers, women over 55 and church ladies are granted dispensation from being labeled as having helmet hair.
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