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Worse than a Gomez, Gomer and Guido combined. Gomes is a steamy, ultra-runny, chunky (peanuts), light tan colored, most vile pile of diarrhea that one [accidentally] extricates at a inopportune moment. A Gomes is a [surprise attack] that can happen anywhere and always occurs while fully dressed. For some reason it has been know to occur at a disproportional rate while [walking home] from school. Perhaps due to being overly bored in class all day? To be called a Gomes is to be called this. Simply Nasty!
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