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First coined [in the early] 80’s, a wanker is one who currently resides or was born on the westbank of New Orleans, La (Gretna, Marerro, etc).  Derived from it’s origin “westbank” (west of the [Mississippi River]), wankers are most commonly lower income, blue collar Caucasians, who typically speak with poor grammar and in loud tones.  Wankers can be easily identified by a fake tan, skirts 3 sizes too small, spikey hair, and domestic cars.  It is not uncommon for wankers to get married at an early age (18-25), as well as having children during that same time period.  Common physical [characteristics] of female wankers include outfits that scream for attention but come across as desperate, heavy makeup, possibly fake breasts if they decide to use what small amount of college savings their parents have accumulated on them, and big sunglasses.  In males, spiky guido hair is the most dominant characteristic, as well as poorly managed steroid abuse, extra small shirts, stud earrings, and unfashionable shoes.  Wankers will often travel out of their element into the Eastbank, where they congregate at clubs such as Republic or The Venue, where for that short span of time try to feel like they fit in with the rest of New Orleans society.    Places you will not find wankers include upscale [restaurants], wine bars, Saks, and german car dealerships.

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