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Slurry Muff, adj. The vaguely erotic act of filling a girl's muff up [to the brim] with fresh farm slurry while she sleeps. Can, and has, been used for many years as a humourous party trick on both land and sea, as well as Bar Mitzvahs, cocktail parties, coronations and the [international] textile market. Especially popular in parts of Glasgow, where it has acquired something of a cult status for some obscure reason. It is also regularly referred to in the [light hearted] ending of the BBC news at 10. Incidentally, this is also where Natasha Kaplinsky's massive head can usually be seen.
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