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The most foul, ungodly, unimaginable disease known to man. One contracts Chikamonosis from dry humping a tortoise and then [ejaculating] onto a female, just stricken by a car Walrus. There are 3 stages of Chikamonosis. Stage 1) You begin to have sudden and [almost always] random bursts of seizure, You also begin to say "Chik" [over and over]. Stage 2) You begin to vomit and posess all effects of stage 1. Stage 3) You become hostile to all other forms of life. You bare all effects of stage 1 and 2, and are now able to spread the disease. You attack all humans and animals on site. Almost like a zombie in "Dawn of the Dead"
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