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Very similar principles to a hit and run but instead of a car you hit your target with a fart and escape the crime scene without leaving evidence.

There are many ways to acomplish a Shit and Run, all with varying results and hilarity.  One method, which is not very tactful, is to walk up to a friend and purposfully fart as close as you can to him, preferably with noise and a touch of moist splatter.  This is best carried out in an office where the farticle can linger and there is a chance your target is on a chair and you can drop it in their mouth.

[The stealth] method is by far the best but does not work well with clingers (farts that follow you.) which will [inevitably] lead your victim to you.  In this method you sneak up to an unsespecting person and quietly pop one out.  This action can be covered up with [conversation] but a stern poker face is [important].  Once dropped leave the scene and watch as your farticle settles in their lungs.  For real potent poppers it is best to get as far away as possible to remove suspicion.

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