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A "Farmer Steve" is someone who has a deep infatuation with cows, cow milking, udders, teats, cud, leather and bondage. He is quite the shifty one, always "[playing games]" with his cows [in the barn] and pasture. He frequently dons full leather while "servicing" his cows or [domesticated] bovines. He is also known on occasion to dress his cows in custom leather bondage. "Farmer Steves" also like to be physically restrained, as with cords or handcuffs, as a means of attaining sexual gratification. This role is often reversed on the cow. When "Farmer Steves" are unable to locate a cow, they have been known to use an adult male bovine mammal (Bull) as a substitute . "Farmer Steves" are also known on occasion to have a fascination with Ubuntu. This aids in less frequent system crashes than Windows, thus resulting in a faster response time when searching for new morally offensive acts.
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