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Average [Frustrated] Chump: An AFC is a man who unknowingly kills the sexual and [romantic interests] of a woman through the very deeds and behaviors he believes should arouse them. This ironic outcome is [usually] attributed to a complete imbalance of qualities in the AFC, such as the extreme willingness to listen, [understand] and comfort a woman, while also sharply contrasting this by a [concentrated] effort to avoid sexual innuendos or advances of any kind, avoiding differing opinions or interests that may insinuate any incompatibility and the avoidance of telling a woman she is behaving wrong and/or improperly, even in cases when it's clear that she is.

Other typical traits and behaviors of the AFC include but are not limited to:

~An unprecedented ability to forgive a woman for hurtful and/or malicious acts.

~An unusual level of trust that fails to keep gullable behavior in check.

~The act of providing expensive or romantic gifts too readily and/or prematurely.

~The act of performing favors even when he feels he is being taken advantage of.

~The view that the majority of men are heartless dogs who chase women for sexual purposes only.

~An eagerness to display his romantic, chivalrous and sensitive qualities to prove he is not like other men.

~The act of changing who he is in an effort to impress a certain woman.

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