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2.  Second planet from the sun.  Almost the size of Earth.  At various points in the two planets' orbits it is visible in Earth's sky as the so-called morning or evening star.  A runaway [greenhouse effect] has generated temperatures at the surface of around 480 degrees Centigrade, under an atmospheric pressure of around 90 bars, equivalent to the water pressure nearly one kilometre [under the sea] on Earth.  Atmosphere mainly carbon dioxide, contains notable amounts of sulphur dioxide.  Sulphuric acid virga (rain that re-evaporates in mid-air) falls from cloud deck about 30 miles above the surface.  Diameter about 7,500 miles.  Most surface features named for historic or mythical women.  Various [interesting] surface features mapped by the Magellan probe's radar [technology].  Surface gravity 90 percent of that on Earth.  No natural satellites.  On current theories, Venus may be a portent of future conditions on Earth's surface as the sun brightens in ages to come.  It may also serve as a warning of the (relatively modest but still highly undesirable) effects that carbon dioxide emissions by human industry may have on our own planetary environment.

2.  The planet's namesake is the ancient Roman goddess of love, sex and beauty.  Modelled on the Greek Aphrodite.  One thoroughly industrial-strength [bodacious babe].  Shag her and die ... or die and shag her, whichever.  Compare this image with the nature of the planet's surface and ponder that, as Freddie Mercury once put it, love kills.

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