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Slang for pockmarked midget with a cellulite dimpled ass. To be a BiscuitDoughJones, you have to be 1) really short, 2) have a really messed up [Freddy Krueger] looking acne scarred face, 3) have so much cellulite on your ass and thighs that [you look like] a walking bag of [cottage cheese]. It also helps if you have comparatively small boobies, to increase the hilarious factor. Most BiscuitDoughJoneses have attempted suicide but have not (yet) succeeded.
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