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Denim thong - natural evolution of jorts. Typical jongs maintain the belt loops, front/rear pockets, and zipper or button fly to create a [versatile] yet stylish thong that is also rugged enough to withstand the rigors of the day-to-day urban lifestyle. Male versions require addition of a sown-in [banana hammock] for comfort and the protection of [small children]. Caution: Expect irritation in normal chaffing areas followed by calluses after repeated use. Origin: Orlando Fl.
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