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Lunch. To Masturbate Aka have sex with oneself. This way if you have an [instant messaging] program you can keep people from talking to you by putting your Status to "Out to lunch" While [Masturbating]. It is also a good way to talk about [Masturbation] in public area's without anyone having any idea of what you are actualy talking about. It is also very amusing because Lunch is very Similiar to Masturbation. You must clean up after Lunch and you can buy Lunch or you can eat Lunch. And you can ask people If they have lunch everyday and then laugh at them when they say yes. Because they have no idea what you just said and they think WTF
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