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P: Pre. M:Menstrual. S: Syndrome Also... Part Monster Syndrome Pity Me Syndrome Pain and Murder Syndrome Lotsa syndromes... PMS is when a girl's (who has gone through puberty but not reached menopause) uterus sheds its nasty ol' layer of mucus and blood because her egg hasnt been [fertilized] that month. That's the technical term. Here's what it means for us guys out there: [WATCH YOUR BACK]. These crazy moodswings and temper tantrums will get you to hell faster then you can say "PLEASEDONTSTABMEWITHTHEKNIFE". Just stay back and don't try to help, cuz that makes it worse. You really can't fix it, [and then] the girl just gets all pshycho bitch sensitive and either A. Shuns you B. Yells at you C. Starts crying or D. Pulls out her concealed weapon. PMS is something girls gotta live with and guys gotta live with (yes, i acknowledge that girls have the worse part of the deal, but A. that is not our fault so don't [take it out] on us and B. we can't do anything about it so don't take it out on us even more for trying our best to help.)
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