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tau kappa epsilon   is:

-where their average blood alcohol level is greater then their GPA.

-a bunch of guys standing in a room with no purpose.   
roofie [distribution] center.

-a place where a bunch of morons  go to pat each other on the back saying how awesome they are.

-people whom are proud to be associated to [politicians].

-where you can drink like an idiot and be hailed as a champion.

-an vacuum of [intelligence].

-where the best hazing takes place.

-the biggest "frat"  in the nation   which is why most greek organizations  distance them selfs from the word "frat"    and instead use "fraternity".

-where becoming a brother is [the greatest] achievement that associates will be likely to achieve in their lifetime.

-a nationwide network of boys where the only connection to each other are the letters on their shirts and the crappy beer they serve

-where the doushebags from highschool go  if they arent  cops  and no, in case you are wondering  they didnt change a bit either.

-the date in which  TKE was founded is commonly known as the beginning of the  downfall of the american fraternal organizations.

-Soulja boy's  white boy fan club   yes, these guys have the whole album  and  yes, they do play ALL the songs   - if you heard any of em.. [you know what] im talking about

-if all TKEs were moved to Zimbabwe  the percentage of Americans  infected with STDs would drop  by 1/4.

if you are at a bar and there are  people  screaming and chanting for no apparant reason, there are no ladies present,  or if they have access to music they play really bad songs from [2003],  it is  likely they are  associated with tke.

the college equivalent of a crack head.

where people go for the free beer and party, but none stay  for the company of the  brothers.

THAT GUY   as in  "dont be that guy" - is usually a tke.

[the greatest] threat to the reputation of fraternal organizations yet the smallest threat on a 1 to 1 personal level.

a group of people  each privately thinking... maybe i joined the wrong club.

the guy who puts an exhaust and decals on a 95 honda civic   yet does no engine modification.    "the flame stickers makes it go faster"

were you can find that  guy  who was 28 when you were a freshman  and was still attending school  after you graduated with your masters

grown men whom still believe in the tooth fairy.

the skull thats on their coat of arms  represents the demise   of any character, [personality],  [individualism],  you may have had as well as the respect that will be lost by joining this [organization].

he who only goes after women known to be "loose"     being seen with a TKE [automatically] makes a woman  look  97% more of slut  ( with poor taste ) .

the guy at the weight room that does nothing but upper body and does not leave the mirror.

where members dont actually have to go to college to join  
just ask elvis

a member of Tau Kappa Epsilon spawned paris hilton.

the nations leading promoter of sasuage-fest parties.

the butt of every joke for the rest of the greek community

id rather have my sister be dating a 40 year old  convict then to be dating a tke- and its true

"there are far worse things then having cancer, i mean you could be a tke"
- and yes  i have actually heard this EXACT  phrase  and [the cancer patient]  recovered  [perfectly fine]  and still glad hes not in tke

Tau kappa Epsilon  was created  for that  the everyday man can also have a fraternal  organization. well they have it,   these men are  the run of the mill, nearly clones.  possessing nothing to say of their character or self worth

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