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A turdpike is a turd stabbing stick or spear. Turdpike is the [combination] of [the words] turd and pike. Somtimes a turdpike is used by a dog-walker, litter collector, police and mugger. Turd 1. a piece of excrement. 2. a mean, contemptible person. Pike 1. a sharply pointed [projection] or spike. 2. the pointed end of anything, as of an arrow or a spear (still used by Beefeaters at the Tower of London)
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