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A McDojo is a [martial arts] school that conforms to the following attributes: -Your instructor has a Grandmasters Certificate. In Crayon. -The Senior Assistant Instructor is a 4 year old black belt. -The sign in the window says the school trains in more than 10 [martial arts]. -Its a Korean art. (See taekwondo) -Your instructor tries to sell you Amway products. -While examining the schools tournament trophies, you find 3 for spelling bees. -Reading [the contract] for the school is considered a kata (and a long one at that). -No one sweats. -While at a tournament, your opponent finds out who your teacher is and high-fives his teacher. -When paying for your belt examinations, the instructor asks: "Do you want fries with that?" If any of these sound familiar, you are probably training at a McDojo.
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