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a crime that requires

1. 10 Billion dollars per year in laser and radar guns
2. Over 500,000+ State Troopers nationwide in which  all they do is pull [people] over for speeding and thats it
3. Insurance companies pay another 1 to 5 Billion in funding Police radar/laser and a excuse to raise insurance rates.

It is also a crime equal to jaywalking, or playing your [music] a little to loud aka a stupid small crime that is 2 Billion times enforce that EVERYONE in THE [WORLD] commits.

So all put together- A ticket written by a Cop (who has BIG [EGO] than to fight REAL CRIME) who finds speeding [15] over a HORRIBLE Crime and fines you 100 bucks and points on your license and over 400 dollars in increased insurance rates over the years in which SCREWS you for 3 to 5 years in insurance and points, and is the number [one] offense (175 million tickets are written each year) committed BY EVERYONE in the U.S. who pay there taxes, obey every [single] law, to get written up for a running pace to fast on a INTERSTATE that is in the MIDDLE OF [KANSAS]!!

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