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Noun: A competition played between two straight males in which each man develops an erection and proceed to rub their boners together. A winner is crowned when one man's boner stays hard and the other's goes flacid. Note: Regional rules apply: Different areas define a victory by losing your boner first... in other areas the still-stiff man is the victor. Regardless of differing regional rules, "No Homo" is in effect for the duration of the competition.
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