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A Facebook-Wank. [Masturbating] to pictures of friends and vague associates on Facebook, often in practice a hurried search through profile pictures and other added photos, cock in one hand, mouse in the other, to find the best [cleavage shot] of a girl you really fancied back in school, [university], or at an old place of work. Afterward, the facebwanker often feels a mixture of sadness, regret and just plain wrongness for his actions.
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