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1. A very pointless, [unnecessary], and painful game:  On a table are: a Large Rock (3+ pounds), New Extra-Coarse Sandpaper, and a large pair of Sharp Scissors.  The game:

A Group of males sit around the table and [masturbate] in unison.  "Rock...Paper...Scissors" is called out loud uniform to three pumps. At the end of the third pump a Rock, paper, or scissors hand gesture is made by each male, they must all be the same gesture in order to what gesture was made last 3 pumps (order rock, paper, scissors).  If at anytime during the game a player uses a wrong hand gesture, that player loses and whatever hand gesture he used, he must use that object to harm his penis.  If you [ejaculate] at any time during the game, you are disqualified.  The object of the game is to last longer than any other player.  You have to have good memory, or be a very early skeeter to play this game, or else you will leave with either a very deformed penis, or no penis at all.  This game is much more [unnecessary] than soggy waffle.

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