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One who: 1. Trains for a marathon before work. 2. Spends more than 10 hours a week in spandex. 3. Eats out at fine establishments, wearing a fleece vest and expensive outdoor shoes. 4. Carries plastic bags for picking up dog poop. 5. Drinks 2oz. of espresso for breakfast, 2 oz. wheatgrass for lunch, and 24 oz. Microbrew with dinner. 6. Drives a Subaru Outback with some clever form of an anti-Bush [bumper sticker]. 7. Buys groceries on a commuter bike, or [cross country] skis. 8. Owns Bikerack and Bike that costs more than the price of Subaru. 9. Lives within [walking distance] of a yoga studio. 10. Wonders how CO can still be a Red State?!
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