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(Often spelled out M.A.R.P.) A word used to describe any long cylindrical or boxy object that is slightly [reminiscent] of a phallus in any way. Often used when describing unknown objects fitting this [description] that may also vibrate or have a sound-producing characteristic, such as a vacuum cleaner hose, vibrating toothbrush, a truck trailer, a locomotive, a Boeing 747, an [elevator shaft], a large building, a light pole, fire hydrant, fire extinguisher, or even a chainsaw. The acronym originated in late 2004 from the company "Miss Anne Robbe Productions" used when making fun of sexually related items.
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