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"VA-JOHN-DOW" Noun. The act of being an enormously huge douche bag at all the wrong times. May be casued by the infectious disease of Vagando-itis. Effects The testicles causing them to crawl back into the pelvic area, [male pattern baldness], and constant poser identity changes. I.E.- from prep to redneck and vise versa. May cause [uncontrollable] urges to desparately sleep with under age females w/o asking for [identification].
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