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Crusty eye condition caused by a direct hit of cumshot to the eye. Often [experienced] while playing [Sacremento Skeeball] or during a Nantucket Oyster Drop. Also reported from a [circle jerk]. Symptoms may include blurred vision and a crust covered eye stuck shut upon waking. Usually a temporary condition.
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